Faeries...
Infinite
Enthusiasm
Unbounded
Creativity
Minute
in Size, Very
Compact
Masters at Exploiting Magic
Self Contained Marvels.. The Stuff
Dreams are Made Of!!
But More Importantly...
They're ...
FaerieBox.com is the largest Peace
Time Employer of Faeries in the Entire Realm
(well.. there was that little tif
where Faeries were pressed into service in the
Great Faerie Wars of Old, but that
is another tale... We DID say Peace Time you know!!)
FaerieBox.com has tapped the wealth
of talent from our small winged friends
With supervision from their masters
(let's for the sake of brevity call them Chroniclers) to
channel their exuberance and impish
natures, they can be made to render likenesses
of Great Accuracy. And now
with the advent of colored charcoals, their renderings are in FULL COLOR!
You might wonder... Why Faeries?
Why not Gnomes, or Sprites?...
Simple... ECONOMICS!
Gnomes, being much larger but equally
talented, require more food and space
(not to mention the Gnomes have
a much stronger union than the faeries, and better pensions to boot!)
Sprites, on the other hand... well...
They get ALL the colors wrong,
just on Principal
'nuff said
Bottom line... Faeries are cheap
by the dozen, eat surprisingly little,
NEVER need a privie break, and
rarely complain
And, now with the invention of the
ABACUS, we have breached the
canvas barrier.. they have 10 (or
is it 12) fingers... digits...
Yeah! That's the Ticket!
Digital Faeries!!
We Now Have Digital Faerie Boxes
at our disposal
High tech Faerie production methods
propelling Faerie Kind into the 22nd Century
Unparallelled reproduction speed!
(Faeries could care less... they
have no concept of time anyway)
You may see our Chroniclers about
from time to time, but may never see
the hordes of Faeries that are
always on hand. They reside in small black boxes around our
necks. Rest assured they
are well looked after, fed and watered with the greatest of care
(we don't need a call to the SPCF
now, DO WE?)
If we are seen (and that is IF...
we posess a small amount of magic ourselves concerning this),
there may be Faerie portraits close
at hand for your amusement
Do not fear us, Chroniclers are
mere mortals... enjoying conversations with compatriots is our stock in
trade
Come up and say Hi... we don't
bite (much)
